Saturday, August 15, 2009

SwingAZ Is Finally Here! ... Well, Kind Of ...

Proof of the Pudding is in the Eating

I guess that means, "put up or shut up." Perhaps. Makes sense, though.

But who doesn't like eating? While that was intended rhetorically, no matter. If that identifies you, however, you are either snorting too much caffein or have ssychological issue ... Which is not to grant license to baloon up to "morbidly obese." Not good. Not good for ya.

But back on-subject: SwingAZ.com is coming on hard, and isn't that always a good thing (again, rhetorical)? This blog is but part of the "awareness program" sponsored by Ariznoa's Swingers Community.

THINKY THINGS TO KEP IN MIND:

Eat out more often.

Live life.

Change your sheets. This week!

Unless specifuically asked not to (winik, wink, and you know who you are, shower between partners.

Lots of folks claim the title, but Tenley does actually give the best head ever.

Don't spoon your dog; its gross.

Raise your children, don't let them raise themselves.

Swallow that unless you're snowballing it right back or sharing with a friend.

Eating should cause rigidity.

Blogs are mere websites with limitations and lazy authors - and excellent potential.

You are awlays recruiting for the next season.

Don't ever let Ashley Franks around for she is the vilest scum ever.

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